A deeply questionable reading of the stars

McAstrology

This fast food astrology app is online. To try it, please contact Dan and he’ll give you the password.

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No accounts, no sign-up. Ask Dan for the word.

Unofficial parody. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to McDonald’s Corporation, or to The Simpsons, Twentieth Century Fox, or The Walt Disney Company. All trademarks, characters, and likenesses belong to their owners and appear here as satire.

This site sets no tracking cookies and runs no analytics. A single session cookie remembers that you entered the password, and nothing else. Your birthday is used to work out a star sign and is never stored, logged, or sent anywhere but the model that writes the joke.

Horoscopes are generated by a language model for entertainment. They are not advice of any kind. What makes this work